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Info
[] I am shorter than 5′4. (1.63)
[] I think I’m ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.

[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x]I have/I’ve had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
to see things far away. Green ones.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.

well, one fake. Tyreringen!
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ X] I’ve sworn at my parents.
Of course!
[ ] I’ve run away from home.
[] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I’ve had children.
[ ] I’ve lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I’m in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
At least in math, chemistry and once in English
[] I almost always do my homework.

Not anymore…
[x] I’ve missed a week or more of school.
All in all, yes
[ ] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
Failed at math exam
[X] I’ve stolen something from my job.
[ ] I’ve been fired.

Embarrassment
[] I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
all the time
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I’ve peed from laughing.
[X] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[X] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ X] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ X] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I’ve broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

Turned out she wasn’t a friend
[] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling
[] I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Mexico.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Japan.
[ ] I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I’ve been to Europe.

Live there..
[ X] I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences
[] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star
[ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I’ve been to a casino.

[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny dipping.
[X ] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[ ] I’ve been Skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a play.

[ ] I’ve met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[ X] I’ve played chicken.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.

[ X] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ X] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I’ve eaten sushi.
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships
[X] I’m single.
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[ ] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[ ] I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ X] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[x] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[ ] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
[ X] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I’ve been kissed in the rain.
[X] I’ve hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[ X] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ X] I’ve cheated on a test.
[] I’ve run a red light.

[ ] I’ve been suspended from school.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[X] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ X] I’ve passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ X] I’ve smoked weed
[ ] I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
[ ] I’ve eaten shrooms.

Carsten, where are you?!
[ ] I’ve popped E.
[ ] I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I’ve done hard drugs.

Not yet.
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.

[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ x] I’m anorexic or bulimic.

Have been.
[x] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[] I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

Thought of it.
[] I’ve woken up crying.
Went to bed crying?
Death and Suicide
[] I’m afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[] I’ve seen someone dying.

seen a dead…
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[X ] I’ve planned my own suicide.

That’s how I’m gonna go. Selfish or not.
[ ] I’ve attempted suicide.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x ] I can sing well.
[ ] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x ] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.

Not anymore. No tv in my room
[] I don’t kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[] I curse regularly.
[ x] I sing in the shower.
[x ] I am a morning person.

And an all day person!
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ x] I’m a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ x] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day
[] I bake well.

[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I’ve worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.

[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish.
[x ] I love white chocolate

[] I bite my nails.
[] I play video games.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ x] I’m good at remembering names.
[x ] I’m good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[X] All of those are answered honestly

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Free hugs til hele Århus

Imagine me going around and opening my arms to complete strangers and enjoying it very much. Yes, I’ve shared free hugs with some lucky Danes. Here in December I went with my boarding school to the big city Aarhus (second largest) to see a theater show. We arrived very early so we had some hours to kill. Me and 3 other weird friends ent into a departement store and bought a cardboard and a pen. I then wrote with capital letters FREE HUGS and we entered the busy pedestrian street with the sign and our smiles. We hugged about 10 people, which isn’t that many, unfortunately. What an experience - the theater show was also quite nice, but it was not close enough to beat my afternoon!

My back is giving me the ache!

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Today I finally found out where I’m going to shoot the new year in! With a friend from the boarding school at his place an hour from me. 6 of his friends from afterschool will also be there. I am actually exited to meet them. Apparently I give quite a first impression!

How can a crystal ball tell us, we are beautiful?

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Foruroligende!

Jeg kan ikke huske, hvordan de tre bukkebruse ender! :-o Wow…

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Al Pacino, go home

Sikke en sjov måde at blive konfronteret med, at man har ar i ansigtet. At få det råbt fra fulde mænd i deres røde Skoda, imens de kører forbi en…

Jeg gik ind i kiosken, disse to ungesvende vekslede blikke og smilte fjoget. Ja ja, det er da fint nok. Jeg stiller mig i kø bag dem, de bliver ekspederet med deres franske kartofler og øl. Tuborg. De forlader kiosken, jeg betaler for mit og går ud og går hjemad. Bilen med de to fyre og et par ekstra holder udenfor kiosken. Jeg kommer ca. 30 meter, inden de overhaler mig og råber noget i stil med Scarface. Det kunne også have været noget med smør, men jeg synes, Scarface er lidt sjovere.

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You make me sick! Please?

Hvorfor skal alle omkring mig være syge? Venner, veninder, familie, skolekammerater, arbejdskollegaer osv. Hvorfor skal de blive hjemme og pleje deres syge og medtagne kroppe, men jeg skal jo også blive syg på en eller anden måde. Bare det ikke har noget med balancenerven at gøre! Kan man ikke lige sende en lille bitte, næsten uskyldig virus med sms? Jeg kunne nemlig godt liiige bruge et par fridage fra skole med min dyne, en kop sort varm kakao, uglet hår, en varm hund og “Sound of music” på dvd.

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Quiz: Hvem er Rikke Hvilshøj?

Inspireret af Dopes filosofiske ord ,hvor godt kender du mig, har jeg på egen opfordring lavet denne lille quiz kaldet “Hvor godt kender du Rikke Hvilshøj?”. Det skal så lige siges, jeg ikke selv aner, hvem personen er, men navnet forekommer mig bekendt. Bud på denne mystiske persons udseende er velkomne en anden gang. Tilbud på syltede agurker er dog ikke velkomne, Arne!

QUIZ: HVOR GODT KENDER DU RIKKE HVILSHØJ?

Spørgsmål 1:

A: Hende ved jeg godt, hvem er!

N: Det ved jeg søreme ikke. Hvem er hun da, denne mystiske identitet?

C: Jeg forstår ikke spørgsmålet?

DINE SVAR RØBER, OM DU VED, HVEM RIKKE HVILSHØJ ER. LÆS IKKE VIDERE HVIS DU SPISER MARIEKIKS!

Har du svaret flest a, læs videre: Du ved, hvem Rikke Hvilshøj er. Tillykke

Har du derimod foretrak det glimrende valg n, så fuldfør læsningen til højre for dig: Så er vi to og det ved jeg ikke.

Men hvis det var c, der tiltrak din opmærksomhed, så slå gluggerne ekstra meget op: Læs det igen.

P.S. Jeg undskylder, men jeg er virkelig i pjattehumør!

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Jeg fucking hader ordet fuck. Nogle gange.

Normalt står ordet fuck ikke ud af min mund, men der er dog øjeblikke. Jeg gik engang i klasse med en, der var helt rundt på gulvet, da hun hørte mig bande i et frikvarter. Og bøvse. Jeg er sgu ingen helgen! Nå, men når jeg virkelig skal rase ud, står disse bandeord ud af mit frådende gab: fuck, fucking, idiot, Pia K., sikke en røv, røvhul, spasser, pis, lort og din touperede Mads Mikkelsen-lover!

Så, nu fik jeg det meget bedre.

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Sådan én burde vi alle have her i den kolde vintertid

Bløde lille Bamselinehunni. Vil du kramme?

hersheybear_newfie02.jpg Eller se større billeder her ved at scrolle (køre) lidt ned

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Her er hr. Muldvarpebagdel - min matlærer!

Desværre, jeg har “rigtige” billeder, men mine forældre ville flippe, hvis jeg udstillede ham. Inderst inde ville jeg også vide, det var forkert, men det gør sgu ikke så meget, når det er ham ;-) Anyway, i dag i mattimen, slog et lyn ned i mig, ikke bogstavelig talt, men jeg indså, gutten har meget slående ligheder med dovendyret Sid fra animationsfilmene “Ice Age”. Kæben passer som støbt, det er virkelig helt vild! Og det samme gør teksten…

ICONATOR_887a8dc1e2a7300ab0ea558401b5829e.gif Er han ikke yndig, den nar?

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Den virkelige og ægte flyvende hund

Også kendt som flagermus

tay_mutt04.jpg tay_mutt07.jpg Nårh!

Se større og flere billeder her

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